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"Hey, all you editors out there! When you're editin' the wiki, make sure to keep the room nice and bright, and sit back from the screen, 'kay?"
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"All good editors need a dungeon."
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"The omelet came first and birthed both the chicken and the egg simultaneously. The chicken and the egg are twins. The omelet was a magic flavoured omelet. All that was required to make it was some diced onion. No one knows where the great omelet hails from, but some say that if you listen hard enough you can still hear the mystical meal wandering through the clouds, calling out for salt and peppers passed. Stop quoting me!!!! XP"
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"Your edits are bad and you should feel bad!"
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"Stop quoting me!!!!"
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"Ask not for whom the bell tolls, but what you can do for the bell."
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""KUPOS TO YOU.""
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""I still love you, I just love you $10 less.""
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